I think these things are pretty safe.
[ available as a shirt here: x ]

Things that are stressing me out:

• Star Trek XII

Really it’s taking this long for Star Trek XII to come out because the Enterprise has been limping back to Earth on impulse power this whole time. [x]

Here’s what’s been going on these last few years. 

Really it’s taking this long for Star Trek XII to come out because the Enterprise has been limping back to Earth on impulse power this whole time. 

I CAN OUTRUN YOU VULCAN FEEEEEEEEEEEELS.

POST 4000. 
Thanks for sticking around for however long you’ve been here! 

Spock was told that this was traditional Halloween behavior. 
ANOTHER FOR THE GHOULISH KILLINGCAPULETS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY FIENDS!

FOR MY FIRST OFFICER, KILLINGCAPULETS. 

FOR VULCANPRINCESS.