Januar 2012
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Looks like I’ll have to reveal my Top 11 Blogs of 2011 tomorrow, or maybe later tonight. My plans to play Skyrim and post the Top 11 are on hiatus— my friend who’s on leave from West Point invited me over, and there’s no way I’m passing up time with him. So. Yeah. Happy New Year, if I don’t see you before mine hits.
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Dezember 2011
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Dexter Morgan eats bananas in the most non-phallic, non-sexual way possible. I didn’t know that was possible.
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“Excuse me? Do you have a phone I could use?” I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE OCEAN.
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NEXT UP: THE SEASON FINALE. BUT FIRST, ANOTHER FUCK YOU TO LAGUERTA.
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IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
IMAGINARY FRIENDS EVERYWHERE.
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Fuck you, LaGuerta.
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I wonder how many times I have said, “DAMMIT, QUINN,” this season. Definitely laughed very hard, clapped, and cheered when he got punched in the face.
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“Are you sure? He looks pretty big.” “HE’S NOT AS BIG AS GOD.” *hits guy with car* *me laughing way too hard.*
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So we’re watching Dexter season 6 downstairs, meanwhile there’s a Dexter season 4 marathon going on two floors up. DOUBLE MARATHON, WHAT’S UP WHAT’S UP.
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“Has anybody ever died of crotch asphyxiation?” Deb. You’re great. And, y’know, STFU LaGuerta. Your necklace is ugly.
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“Teen Ass Nipple Parade and Spanked.” I LOVE HEARING DEXTER SAY THOSE WORDS. LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD. Now STFU Quinn.
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STFU LAGUERTA. YOU RAGING BITCH. YOU POLITICAL RAGING BITCH.
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I need you guys to know that I’m having this Dexter Marathon with my friend Mariah, who I watched seasons one, two and three with. So she basically introduced me to the world of Dexter. But we’re also watching it with her boyfriend. Who’s a drug-addict loser. And just took a smoke break mid-episode. To go smoke pot in the backyard. Now, I don’t know much about smoking...
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GET PROPOSED TO. MAKE LIEUTENANT. AND I’M JUST PROUD THAT I MANAGED TO SHOWER. JEEZ.
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SURPRISE BLOWJOBS. YOU GO, DEXTER MORGAN.
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DEXTER DANCING. DEXTER HALLUCINATING. DEXTER PLAYING FOOTBALL. DEXTER FINDING GOD. THIS IS ALREADY BETTER THAN ALL OF SEASON 5.